But you see, he's been changing that line, and on our performance on monday he said "THAT'S ONE STRANGE PICKLE WEASEL WE GOT THERE!" (in a PIRATE voice, people) and I manage to say my line and get off stage before going crazy with laughter.
Everything came to a head today, when I told him "UM don't say anything funny because I'll laugh!" so he goes and says : "THAT'S ONE CRAZY TACO WE GOT THERE!"
and
i
just
LOSE IT
I totally broke character by cracking up, saying my line, and dissolving into a pile of giggles offstage.
I MEAN YOU GUYS, HE SAID "CRAZY TACO"
CRAZY TACO!
man. I hope I get through this.
xxxxxx
-M