man, this whole eating thing is getting weirder and weirder. So like, the other day I thought it would be sort of interesting to see if I could be somewhat of a healthy eater, and so far it's working. today is the second day, and I realised I can eat a lot without eating a whole lot. It's like totally amazing, but I'm not sure if it's the reason why my head seems to be floating above at the moment. I haven't eaten meat in almost two days. wow. It's actually kind of fun, because I can see differences in everything, if that even makes sense. But like the worst part is my family. well. mostly my dad. I swear, he's always like : "MMMMMMM I THINK I'LL EAT SOME FRITOS AND CHEESE AND WHITE FRENCH BREAD AND MAYO!"
and I'm like :
"DAD STOP IT AHHHHH!"
and he goes :
"Whhaaa-aaahht? go eat some trees."
and then when I'm eating my potato at the table he keeps giving me these weird looks and he keeps saying :
"Your aren't going weird on me, are you?" in like this grave, the-doctor-said-two-weeks-to-live voice.
and I say :
"Dad, seriously. I'm just trying this out. I'm not making yoooooou eat it, am I?"
Yeah, but I know my dad and I know he's doing it on purpose, no harm intended. But still. I want another bananna.
xoxoxoxo
-milky
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